1. Drinking Game Founder Seems Way Into His Own Game, Still Seems Pretty Cool

    So John Hahn wants you to help raise 15 Gs for his brand new drinking game, titled Get QRunk. Lil Jon copyright infringements aside, the game’s premise seems quite intriguing for the 20-something alcoholic (read: frat boyzzz). It’s like the…

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  2. The Family That Dances Together, Stays Together


I danced with my cousin today.
 
How did you spend your Saturday?
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    The Family That Dances Together, Stays Together

    I danced with my cousin today.

     

    How did you spend your Saturday?

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  3. Floptown, Indiana

    Floptown, Indiana

  4. electronicsquid:

There are drawbacks to living with an ocelot
(Al Fenn. 1961)

There are no drawbacks!!! LOOK AT HIS LITTLE CLAWS!! HIS TUFTED LITTLE EARS!!!!

And if you don’t get that reference, don’t talk to me until you’ve watched 3 seasons worth of Archer.

    electronicsquid:

    There are drawbacks to living with an ocelot

    (Al Fenn. 1961)

    There are no drawbacks!!! LOOK AT HIS LITTLE CLAWS!! HIS TUFTED LITTLE EARS!!!!

    And if you don’t get that reference, don’t talk to me until you’ve watched 3 seasons worth of Archer.

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

    ocelotsarcher

  5. A 4/20 update for your 4/20 pleasure

    It’s 4/20. And Saturday? You really think a 23-year-old college kid is trying to sit here and work? Nah, son.

    I’ll try to hit you guys with a more stationary version of a running diary tomorrow, but for now, enjoy a weed-related article that you should see in a Clarion near you. (We’re online too.)

    great man once said, “These students love doja.”

    http://youtu.be/YWyHZNBz6FE

    Or something like that.

    While the greatness of rapper Chief Keef and the exact wording of the above quote are both debatable (read: complete untruths), the meaning isn’t—Citrus students are toking up more than ever before.

    Every weekday, the various bags and cars of dozens of Citrus students include eye drops, novelty glassware and containers that smell strangely like the incense my favorite uncle liked to burn in his garage. And there’s a reason you don’t see herds of potheads stampeding around campus together—known for being notoriously unwilling to move, the wild stoner often retreats to a familiar, nearby vehicle for a quick dose of THC.

    The question is: who can blame them? Not this guy.

    From a legal standpoint, the marijuana situation is more confusing than sure-to-be-special name of Kimye’s unborn child. (Kobalt? Kolorado? Kwanzaa?!?!?!) Let me break it down for you via a hypothetical-yet-totally-realistic account of a conversation between Sasha Obama and the President:

    Sasha: Helicopter rides aren’t getting me high enough dad. Can you throw down a 10-spot for some herb?

    O: Look Sasha, I can’t do that for youThat’s against the law.

    S: What? I know you and that Clinton guy who keeps lingering around used to fire up all the time back in the day! You can quit that terrible economy BS with me pops—we’re family.

    O: Hey, I just can’t. But listen, if you do happen to pick up (looks around, lowers voice) I promise not to ask any questions.

    S: [confused look on face] So you’re telling me I CAN buy some weed…

    O:[nods head yes] Absolutely not.

    S:[more confused] … I just can’t do it in front of you?

    O: [winks, drops $10 bill on the ground] Absolutely not. [walks off, leaves bewildered daughter behind]

    SCENE.

    Lost? If you are, I’m not surprised. What President Obama told his daughter in that completely unfabricated dialogue is basically what smokers have been told in California, Colorado and Washington, three states that have legalized marijuana for medicinal use, recreational use, or both.

    If you get caught by a local cop, you’re free to go. If you get caught by a fed, you’re going to jail. But they probably won’t be looking for you.

    "It does not make sense from a prioritization point of view for us to focus on recreational drug users in a state that has already said, ‘Under state law, that’s legal,’" said the President in a recent interview with ABC’s Barbara Walters. This is consistent with what Obama said during his inaugural 2008 campaign, when he pledged to halt DEA raids on marijuana dispensaries and clinics legal by state statues.

    Promised a life free of raids from the aggressive, warring, DEA tribes, the wild stoners began smoking more freely in public areas, believing they no longer had to hide.

    Except the raids never stopped.

    After the Obama campaign promises two years prior, Attorney General Eric Holder announced that the U.S. government would "vigorously enforce" federal marijuana policy in 2010. The statement was made in response to growing support of Proposition 19, which would have legalized marijuana for recreational use in California.

    However, the crackdown seemed to come even sooner. According to Huffington Post reporter Lucia Graves, marijuana advocacy group Americans for Safe Access compiled a list of more than 170 Justice Department raids since Oct. 2009  in nine states that allow marijuana for medicinal use.

    Fast forward three years later, and reefer is back to “nonpriority” status.

    See the problem? It’s no surprise that about half of the incident reports I see talk about students getting caught smoking in their cars, or even on the steps outside our own newsroom. The state is telling them one thing—that it’s OK to smoke if you have a card. But Citrus College receives federal money (as well as any school that receives federal aid), so it has to follow federal law.

    So right now the school could decide to take disciplinary action against a student smoking on campus with a card. That student could protest, saying he’s legally allowed to smoke medicinal marijuana in California under California law.

    And here’s the fun part—both parties would be firmly in the right. That’s so un-American, I can barely wrap my star-spangled head around it. It’s like getting into a heated argument with someone, then suddenly yelling, “YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, BUT SO AM I” in the loudest, most menacing voice possible. Good luck sorting that out.

    It’s high about time for the confusion to end. I’m not calling for the government to suddenly legalize pot. Rather, I’m hoping the US government decides to take a definitive stance on the pesky little plant. I’d be fine if they decided to clamp down on all states with legalized pot laws, as long as that’s a stance the government can firmly support for the next 15 years.

    Because no matter what, California’s wild smoker population is in no danger of extinction.

    Enjoy your 4/20, you delinquents.

    chief keefweed4/20love sosa

  6. You know what? I don’t even care that my living room’s on fire. I can wait.


via CollegeWaze

    You know what? I don’t even care that my living room’s on fire. I can wait.

    via CollegeWaze

    bruce leefunnynunchaku

  7. collegehumor:

5 Ads for Legal Weed
With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.

    collegehumor:

    5 Ads for Legal Weed

    With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.

  8. Where was this guy when gunpowder was invented?

    Where was this guy when gunpowder was invented?

    (Source: idrawnintendo)

    nintendozeldasomethingmore

  9. Obviously because he never would’ve escaped the first time, Dexter. You’re a true patriot of a serial killer.

    Obviously because he never would’ve escaped the first time, Dexter. You’re a true patriot of a serial killer.

    dexterboston marathon